Sunday, December 24, 2006

RONALDO BRILLIANCE AS REDS WIN AGAIN AT VILLA PARK




Cristiano Ronaldo's two-goal masterclass and Paul Scholes' trademark 25-yarder kept Fergie's stylish United side top of the Premiership by two points.
And Ferguson wants Chelsea chief Mourinho to admit he has got it wrong yet again.
He crowed: "Perhaps it shows that we shouldn't believe Jose Mourinho. He said Chelsea would be top at Christmas and they are not.
"He has to apologise after lying about an Everton player this week. Perhaps he should be apologising again."
Buoyant Fergie also claimed Villa's tormentor-in-chief Ronaldo is "as good as anyone" in the Premiership.
He added: "There wasn't much in it in the first half, but after the break we turned it around and Ronaldo was unbelievable.
"He is in great form. He shows great courage and strength and he was a revelation today. He is as good as anyone in the country.
"He has got eight goals now and he could get us 15 this season. He is capable of doing that."
Villa manager Martin O'Neill claimed his side were well in contention - until Ronaldo's 59th minute opener.
He said: " We played well up until the first goal. We took the game to United and I thought we were giving as good as we were getting. But it was disappointing to lose the first goal in the fashion we did.
"We were attacking in their half, lost possession and Ronaldo runs a fair distance and scores at the second attempt.
"We lost a bit of shape after that. They then scored a terrific second goal through Scholes and we were chasing the game from then on.
"But we were up against a team that will be challenging very strongly for the Championship.
"I have the utmost respect and admiration for Sir Alex Ferguson. He is putting another team together who can challenge strongly.
"Eventually Manchester United beat us quite well but I'm not so sure the scoreline tells the whole story.
"They are a class side which we will hope to aspire to one day - but that is some distance off."
Villa, now seven games without a win, clearly need an injection of quality in the January transfer window.
Before the kick-off, former Villa manager Ron Saunders, who guided the team to the League Championship in the early 1980s, was given a standing ovation on his first return to the ground for more than 20 years.
An the hosts made a lively start - looking busy in the centre of the park through Craig Gardner, on his first start of the season, and Gavin McCann, who passed a late fitness test on his hamstring injury.
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But after 15 minutes Gareth Barry's free-kick was flicked on by Chris Sutton to Gardner, whose header clipped the outside of a post.
United centre-back Nemanja Vidic became the first player to be yellow-carded for hauling down the lively Gabriel Agbonlahor in full flight.
Park, in his first league start since August, looked lively in the early stages but would have been disappointed with the accuracy of his finish from United's first clear-cut opening. Gary Neville had time and space to the right of the Villa box to pick out the run of Park but his mis-hit shot curled wide.
On-loan Villa keeper Gabor Kiraly clung onto a low angled drive from Evra and then held onto Ronaldo's header which flew straight at him from Giggs' corner.
Darren Fletcher stabbed wide following another inviting Ronaldo pass.
Giggs then led a break-out from defence that ended with Ronaldo turning past Hughes but firing across the face of goal.
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United were not to be denied, though - and, fittingly, it was Ronaldo who finally rewarded them.
The Portuguese flyer picked the ball up in his own half and was allowed to advance almost unchallenged to the edge of the Villa box.
His first shot was blocked by Gary Cahill but the rebound fell straight into the path of Ronaldo who crashed a unstoppable drive inside Kiraly's near post.
Ronaldo was now in irresistible form and more trickery set up a chance for Giggs whose goal-bound shot was blocked by Cahill.
But after 64 minutes a spectacular strike from Scholes all but guaranteed victory for United.
Giggs' corner was headed out by McCann but Scholes volleyed past Kiraly via the underside of the bar.
Wayne Rooney, on for Park, immediately set up a chance for Ronaldo, whose shot was parried by Kiraly.
The bookings started to mount up with McCann, Sutton and Scholes all yellow-carded in quick succession.
Ronaldo finished it off four minutes from time when he turned home Neville's low cross.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Slide Show

 

Tom & Katie’s post-wedding party

As you all know Tom & Katie threw a post-wedding party this Saturday, for friends and family who didn’t make it to their wedding in Italy. I’ve combined some articles together so you get all the info at once



The day began with both of the in-laws cheering on Tom´s daughter Bella at her local soccer game, where Tom’s sister Cass, mom Mary Lee and Katie’s parents – all in town for the party – laughed and kicked the ball around at half-time (Tom’s mom Mary Lee even showed off some fancy footwork). When the sun began to set, the Holmes´ stopped for appetizers at the Beverly Hills Hotel´s Polo Lounge before making their way over to the home of Tom’s producing partner Paula Wagner and her husband, CAA agent Rick Nicita, where the big fiesta was held.



Police cordoned off the area around the home in the early evening, threatening the dozens of reporters and video and still photographers with citations if they clogged the streets.

The seven-hour affair began at about 6 p.m., with Mr. and Mrs. Cruise, along with daughter Suri, arriving in a three-vehicle armada of tinted-out black SUVs around 6:40 p.m. Connor and Isabella followed in a Bentley.



Light appetizers were passed at the start of the evening, with heavier fare like short ribs, mashed potatoes and couscous served as more of the 300 or so guests filed into the bash, including Steven Spielberg and wife Kate Capshaw (arriving in a Bentley), Jerry Bruckheimer, Oliver Stone (silver Porsche), Last Samurai director Ed Zwick and producer Marshall Herskovitz, Morgan Freeman, Kirsten Dunst, James Caan, Adam Sandler, Robert Duvall, Orlando Bloom (yellow VW Bug), Dakota Fanning, Cuba Gooding Jr., James Van Der Beek, Diane Sawyer, Larry King, Derek Luke, Denzel Washington, Christian Bale, Catherine Bell, Ben Stiller and wife Christine Taylor, producer Brian Grazer and former Paramount studio boss Sherry Lansing, Variety’s éminence grise Army Archerd and ex-girlfriend Penélope Cruz.

Brooke Shields and husband Chris Henchy (with their two children), Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, who attended the Bracciano wedding, also came to the bash.



E Online: “Ostensibly, the party was a celebration for those who couldn’t make it to Rome for the couple’s Nov. 18 nuptials and a who’s who of Hollywood royalty descended upon the affair in style”. E Online also has a video of the arrivals, click here.



There was a four-hour caviar bar, complete with pink ice and imported coral. A dessert bar featured strawberry apéritifs and chocolate cigars with a hint of mint. Imported French linen napkins were custom-dyed chocolate brown, and also shipped in from overseas was the crushed cork that covered the party’s two bars.

Sisal rug was laid in the backyard, and three tents were erected to protect well-wishers from the night’s rainfall. Table centerpieces featured cream roses, peonies and amaryllis in smoke-mirrored glass boxes. A chandelier of 50,000 Swarovski crystals decorated the center tent.

A jazz trio performed throughout the night. “It wasn’t the kind of party with dancing,” one partygoer said. “It was more of an elegant cocktail party for socializing.” While the band was only booked until 11 p.m., I’m told they were asked to continue for an additional two hours, when it became clear the party would last longer than expected.



Said one guest, “Tom seemed really proud, parading Katie around his guests.” Any tension with his ex? No way! “There was so much love in the air that it seemed like a family reunion.” Dakota Fanning, Toms co-star in last year’s Spielberg-directed War of the Worlds, told People Sunday at the premiere of her movie Charlotte’s Web, “They were really happy. It was a fun party, it was great.”



An insider said the cost of the evening was estimated to be about $400,000. Event planner Damon Pease and Ikus Productions coordinated on the party, and Salt of the Earth Catering created the menu, according to the partygoer. Katie wore a simple pale pink dress, and Tom was in a dark suit, the partygoer said.

 

Friday, November 17, 2006

Tom & Katie: Are They Doomed?


The most unlikely celebrity couple since, well, Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett, marry in Italy on Saturday, after a high-profile 18-month romance. Tom and Katie’s relationship has withstood jibes that it was nothing but a publicity stunt, and the embarrassment of Tom leaping around on live television to declare his love, to welcome daughter Suri six months ago.



Is this true love or will the marriage, the most famous Scientology union since L Ron Hubbard founded the church 50 years ago, end up a farce? Is Tom attempting to mould the 27-year-old ex-Dawson’s Creek actress into a glamorous Hollywood icon, as he did in 1990 when he married a shy 23-year-old actress called Nicole Kidman?



In this MSN special, we investigate the likelihood of Katie’s fairytale having a happy ending.



Will it last? Is Katie crazy? Join in the debate on the message boards



The controversial Scientology wedding

Katie’s parents, devout Catholics, are said to be horrified by the Scientology wedding, and it's easy to understand why. There are five different versions of the vows in Scientology ceremonies, ranging from the 'Traditional' to the 'Double Ring'. In the Traditional version, the groom is told that 'girls' need 'clothes and food and tender happiness and frills, a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat' and is asked to provide them all.



If that wasn’t bad enough, the instructions to the bride must have left Katie’s parents fuming. The bride is told that 'young men are free and may forget' their promises. Hmm, like their wedding vows, perhaps?



Sure, it’s unlikely Tom and Katie chose the traditional vows, but her family aren’t happy that she’s marrying into a religion with such controversial views.



Katie’s (lack of) career and (lack of) friends

Until just over a year ago, Katie lived in New York, had a large group of friends her own age and a burgeoning film career after success in movies like Batman Begins, The Gift and Phone Booth.



Since meeting Tom, Katie’s moved to Los Angles, ditched all her New York friends and put her career on hold. She did no publicity interviews for her most recent film, Thank You for Smoking, despite being contracted to do so, hasn’t taken on any work for two years and has no future projects lined up. Perhaps canny Katie is wary of the fact that as Nicole’s star rose with roles in films such as The Hours and Moulin Rouge, her marriage to Tom suffered.



Katie’s reinvention seems to have also affected the wedding guest list. Katie’s friends and family are under-represented in Italy, with Tom’s A-list pals making up the bulk of the party. Jim Carrey, Jada Pinkett Smith, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have been spotted in Rome; other guests include Michael Douglas, George Clooney, John Travolta, Brad and Angelina, and Priscilla and Lisa Presley. All Tom’s friends; all Tom’s age. Even the wedding entertainment is Tom’s choice – opera singer Andrea Bocelli. Not the top artist on Kate’s MP3 player, we bet.

Katie was a teenage fan of Tom

Weirdly, Katie has openly admitted to being a big fan of Tom’s as a teenager, with posters of her main man plastered all over her bedroom walls. And her fantasy when she was young was to, you guessed it, marry Tom Cruise! "We all keep dreaming, and luckily, dreams come true," she gushed during an interview.



There is no doubtshe is on one hell of a ride, living the fairy tale and happily letting Tom groom her into a woman older than her 27 years. He has already enlisted the help of Armani, who designed the wedding outfits, to introduce Katie to couture wear, and instead of seeing old friends and staring in films, Katie spends her time being mother to Suri, stepmother to Tom’s two children aged 11 and 13, and attending classes at the Scientology Centre in Los Angeles.



At least we can rest easy with the knowledge that when the marriage hits Splitsville, which does seem inevitable, Katie will be seriously cashed up. According to the pre-nup, she will receive $3million per year for each year that she is married to Tom, up to a maximum of $33million, plus a home in California. And, lucky for Kate, her father, Martin Holmes, is a top divorce lawyer.



 

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

20 years and Fergie's won it all!

IT is easy to forget that Old Trafford wasn't always the football palace it is today.

Exactly 20 years ago, when the young and largely unknown - in England, at least - Alex Ferguson blew in from Aberdeen, things were quite different.
Pies, not prawn sandwiches, were the order of the day and fans jostled on the Stretford End and United Road terraces, rather than sitting in the lofty heights of the North Stand.


Things were equally undeveloped on the field.

United fans were starved of glory - a few FA Cup wins aside - and had grown sick of casting envious eyes west towards Liverpool's bursting trophy cabinet.

The 60s glory days were a dim memory, and after stumbling through the 70s and early 80s as nowhere men - or, at best, nearly men - United's claim to being the biggest and best in England was becoming an embarrassing joke.

There were bright spots. Tommy Docherty's Red Army delighted in cult heroes such as Steve Coppell, Stuart Pearson and Lou Macari, and `Big' Ron Atkinson almost got his champagne football to fizz with the best. The Dave Sexton years in between are best forgotten.

What United fans needed were trophies to match their Scouse rivals. They needed something they hadn't had since the Matt Busby era. Someone to play the United way, but instil the discipline to bring success. Someone to make Reds believe their own hype and have a grand vision for a lasting legacy.

What, it turned out, they needed was Alex Ferguson.

The United he inherited from Big Ron in November 1986 was in disarray - underachieving stars and the hope of being the best as far away as ever.

Ferguson - a shipyard shop steward in Glasgow before he went full-time as a player - had already smashed the Celtic-Rangers stranglehold with Aberdeen. What he brought with him from Scotland was to change United forever.

The success of his United reign will always be measured, rightly, in trophies - 18 and counting - in the fact that he is the most successful manager in British football history and in his knighthood.

Success

But it is his unquenchable thirst for success and his belligerent demand for high standards that have driven, and continue to drive, his ongoing quest for glory.

Ferguson, born into working-class socialist stock, has displayed an almost obsessive will to win and set the bar higher than any other manager before him to demand his players live up to his standards.

That was his way from the word go. Norman Whiteside and Paul McGrath, brilliant but boozers, were sent packing early in the Fergie years as he set a precedent for not shirking difficult decisions that were for the benefit of the club. Fergie has a well-deserved reputation as a hard man to please and the wrong man to cross, and Whiteside and McGrath were not the last to be treated with his hallmark brutal efficiency. Keeper Jim Leighton, an Aberdeen old boy, was shown no sentiment when he was axed from the 1990 Cup replay in favour of Les Sealey after a horror show in the first game.

And Paul Ince, Jaap Stam, Dwight Yorke, Andy Cole, David Beckham and Ruud van Nistelrooy, all celebrated title winners, were shown the Old Trafford exit door when Fergie thought the time was right.

But the glory years were preceded by a few barren ones as the Scot found his Old Trafford feet.

And it was a story that, according to United legend, almost went untold. Only Martin Edwards, then United chairman, really knows how close Fergie was to the sack after more than three trophyless years in his post.

If you believe in the romance of football, it was Mark Robins' FA Cup third-round winner against Forest in January 1990 that saved Ferguson's job. The Reds went on to win their boss his first United trophy - with a 1-0 FA Cup Final replay win against Crystal Palace - and afford him the time to build his first great team.

Patience

United might claim it was their patience and good planning that allowed Fergie to carry on.

Either way, it was a good job for them he did.

The Reds claimed the Cup Winners' Cup in 1991, and what followed made United fans the happiest - and most hated - in the country and saw the Reds rise from being world renowned to a worldwide brand.

The league title in 1993 broke a 26-year drought for the club and started a snowball effect that made the Reds the team of the 90s. The `double' followed the next year for a side strong on the United instincts of attacking football - Fergie wasn't all grit and determination - and in 1996 the `double double', including, sweetly, FA Cup final victory over Liverpool, was achieved with a team built on home-grown, still wet-behind-the-ears talent.

More title glory followed in 1997 before Ferguson's crowning glory and the biggest fairytale of all, the 1999 treble. Within the space a few sweet days in May, United sealed another title, bagged the FA Cup, and with an amazing injury-time fight-back against Bayern Munich, claimed the European Cup in Barcelona.

If Ferguson had stopped there, he would have been granted football immortality alongside the likes of Busby, Shankly, Paisley, Stein and Clough.

And with knighthood came the assumption by many that he would retire.

But another two titles followed to make a record three in succession, before he decided to quit - only to change his mind to pick up an eighth Premiership crown in 2003.

It is an amazing record, unlikely to be matched by any other modern-day manager, but to paint it as the product purely of Ferguson's incredible desire and drive sells him short. Just as important is that those trophies were won the United way - with attacking, entertaining football, played by the best players.

The hairdryer blasts at those who cross him are a legend in themselves - but you don't win 18 trophies just by being tough and wanting it more than the rest.

Talented

Playing the United way needs supremely talented players and Fergie has shown he is the master at both buying them and producing them.

The youth set-up, overhauled to become the bedrock of the club, saw talent roll off the Old Trafford production line Busby-style.

Giggs, Sharpe, Beckham, the Nevilles, Scholes, Butt, Brown, Fletcher - all were treated with kid gloves, rather than the iron fist, as Fergie first moulded them into United class, then gave them their chances to shine on the biggest stage at a young age.

He has shown the same tender touch with the young stars he has bought in. Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney are flourishing as world-class talents.

And in the transfer market, the Reds' boss has shown a bargain-hunting ability that makes David Dickinson look like a Flash Harry.

United legends Peter Schmeichel and Eric Cantona, the two key men behind the 90s success, were bought for less than £2m for the pair and the £3.5m spent on Roy Keane in 1993 must go down as among the best money ever spent in English football. Value signings such as Denis Irwin, Steve Bruce and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer didn't do too badly, either.

There have been a few big-money flops - Juan Sebastian Veron and Kleberson to name but two - but Cole, Yorke, Stam, van Nistelrooy and more recently the £30m splashes on Rio Ferdinand and Rooney more than redress the balance.

Canny Fergie has also built and benefited from the best back-up system around, from the Academy system goldmine, to top-class coaching, notably from now departed sidekick Brian Kidd, to support his leadership.

Authority

The habit of pulling off a winning gamble and a good bit of old fashioned luck don't go amiss, either and leading with an almost unquestionable authority holds it all together.

Things haven't all been plain sailing. It wasn't just the press that was calling for Fergie's head, but some United fans as well, when the early years didn't bring instant success.

Not every signing or selection has come off, and his increasingly sour relationship with the media is becoming tiresome for fans, who want to hear their manager speak now and then. Some thought he should have quit when he said he would in 2002, though he would point to the 2003 title as vindication of his decision to stay on and his desire to land another European Cup - where United have failed since 1999, most embarrassingly last season - as further motivation.

But the foundation of Ferguson's success has always been to look forward.

To rest on his laurels goes against the work ethic of the Glaswegian, who named his Wilmslow home `Fairfields' after the shipyard where his father worked.

After having things mostly his own way since setting the ball rolling in 1993, he now faces a new challenge, in the shape of mega-rich Chelsea.

He has won some great battles in his 20 years at Old Trafford - spats with Kevin Keegan and Arsene Wenger, in particular, provided amusing sideshows to the business of winning - but now the Reds boss faces a test against an unusual foe: one with bigger spending power.

Jose Mourinho's Abramovich-funded Chelsea, champions for the last two years, stand in the way of further prizes.

But the current table-topping United team have, after three lean years, all the Fergie hallmarks - flair, youth, passion, determination, a splash of maverick brilliance - and their best chance of reclaiming the crown of top dogs in years.


 

FERGIE CELEBRATES 20 YEARS AT UNITED WITH A WIN

 Barclay's FA Premier League

Saturday 4th November 2006, Old Trafford Manchester United Portsmouth

3 :0

Louis Saha (pen 3)

Cristiano Ronaldo (10)

Nemanja Vidic (66)


Manchester United: 4-4-1-1

Van der Sar, Neville, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra, Ronaldo (Fletcher 75), Carrick (Silvestre 71), Scholes, Giggs, Rooney (O'Shea 75), Saha



Subs Not Used: Kuszczak, Brown



Portsmouth: 4-5-1

James, Pamarot, O'Brien, Stefanovic, Taylor, Pedro Mendes, Davis, Kranjcar (Hughes 84), Fernandes (Cole 46), O'Neil, Mwaruwari (LuaLua 66)



Subs Not Used: Kiely, Kanu

Booked: Davis



Attendance: 76,004

Ref: M Dean (Wirral)



Corners: Man Utd 9 Portsmouth 5



Goal Attempts: Man Utd 19 Portsmouth 8



On Target: Man Utd 12 Portsmouth 5



Possession: Man Utd 63% Portsmouth 37%



League table after this game:

P W D L +/- PTS

1 UNITED 11 9 1 1 +21 28

2 Chelsea 11 8 1 2 +11 25

3 Bolton 11 6 2 3 +1 20

4 Portsmouth 11 6 1 4 +5 19

5 Arsenal 10 5 3 2 +10 18





United rating:

An easy win for the home side who were in total control throughout the game. It was effectively over after 10 minutes and the Reds went on to create lots of chances and dominate possession.



Opposition rating:

Portsmouth were unlucky with the early penalty decision which ruined their gameplan. They never looked like getting back into the game.



Man of the Match: Cristiano Ronaldo

A constant threat during the entire 90 minutes, scored a great free kick and was at the heart of United's attacking play.



Title prospects?

With Chelsea losing, for the first time United have a small bit of daylight between themselves and Mourinho's mob. There is still a long, long way to go yet.....



How is Fergie?

He's celebrating his 20 years at United in style with this fine home win and Chelsea/Arsenal losing. Right now everything is going well and his critics are silent - Fergie probably feels like he could go on for another 10 years.

 

SOUTHEND EMBARRASS UNITED WITH LEAGUE CUP SHOCK

Southend United: 4-5-1

Flahavan, Hunt (Francis 14), Prior, Sodje, Hammell, Campbell-Ryce, Clarke, Maher, Gower, Eastwood, Hooper (Lawson 67)



Subs Not Used: Wilson, Cole, Moussa

Booked: Hammell, Flahavan



Manchester United: 4-4-1-1

Kuszczak, O'Shea (Lee 75), Brown, Silvestre, Heinze, Ronaldo, David Jones (Shawcross 90), Fletcher, Richardson, Smith (Evra 60), Rooney



Subs Not Used: Heaton, Rose

Booked: David Jones, Rooney



Att: 11,532

Ref: U Rennie (S Yorkshire)



Corners: Southend 2 Man Utd 11



Goal Attempts: Southend 7 Man Utd 22



On Target: Southend 6 Man Utd 12



Possession: Southend 41% Man Utd 59%



       

The Red's lacked the creative edge (Scholes?) to break down Southend and seemed to get bogged down in the middle. We expect a lot better from the world class international players on show.

Opposition rating:

Started brightly and got the goal, then relied on soild defending and their keeper to keep United at bay. A famous night for their club and it's supporters.



Man of the Match: Darryl Flahavan

The Southend keeper made a number of crucial saves, mainly from Ronaldo. Did'nt try and get Rooney sent off when he went in late for the ball.

How is Fergie?

Another embarrassing cup result match against lower league opposition. Fergie will be disturbed by this performance but the damage is minimal given the competition's low priority.

Final Verdict:

The League Cup campaign of 2006-2007 was a right stinker. A lucky win at Crewe and then dumped out by a team at the bottom of the Championship means United will want to forget this shocker as quickly as possible.

 

Holland 1 England 1

IF Steven Gerrard’s shooting boots had been in working order, England would have won.

Or had the defence not switched off with four minutes left to allow Rafael van der Vaart to score, Steve McClaren’s men would have emerged triumphant.
Maybe that is just the way it is going for the England coach.
But at least boss McClaren could content himself with the fact his side discovered how to pass the ball from A to B in Amsterdam — famous for its waccy baccy.
After the horrors of the home draw against Macedonia and the away defeat in Croatia when the 3-5-2 experiment was ripped to shreds, this was a flicker of hope for the future.
For the most part England looked bright and purposeful.
There was a goal for Wayne Rooney, a welcome return for the excellent Joe Cole and a promising debut from Micah Richards, who managed to keep the shackles on the dangerous Arjen Robben — no mean achievement.
There is also some merit in persisting with a player with pace and movement as a foil for Rooney.

 Andy Johnson was given the chance to prove he should be the man and, while he never found a way behind the defence himself, there was a better flow to England’s game than with Peter Crouch.

That is not Crouch’s fault — he is a different sort of player. At 6ft 7in Crouch is what he is — a target man.

But, when Crouch is in the side, the temptation to launch the ball long takes over. That often results in England losing it cheaply and retreating on to the back foot.

McClaren needs to find a player with a little bit more of a cutting edge than Johnson for England to be at their most effective. The ideal player would probably be an injury-free Michael Owen with the pace he possessed as a teenager. Sadly, we may be past the day when we see that again. This was only a friendly and the problems of qualifying for Euro 2008 remain. But now there is reason to believe this can be achieved.

England had by far the better chances and Gerrard missed two of the best. His first opportunity came on 13 minutes when he capitalised on a misplaced pass from the ponderous Chelsea full-back Khalid Boulahrouz and broke away.

Gerrard was staring at the whites of goalkeeper Henk Timmer’s eyes but his shot hit the inside of the diving keeper’s thigh and deflected for a corner.

Had Rooney realised how much time was available, he would have scored himself just short of the half-hour mark.

Joe Cole’s cross from the left was only half-cleared by a Dutch defence and Rooney, standing on the edge of the six-yard box, did not realise there were no defenders behind him.

He could have brought the ball down and volleyed but he chose to head it and Timmer saved easily.


ROO THE MAN ... Ferdinand and Cole
congratulate scorer Rooney

Van der Vaart looked dangerous for the Dutch and ripped a fierce shot just past Paul Robinson’s right post. But another Joe Cole cross, this time from the right, produced England’s goal in the 37th minute.

Rooney got between the central defenders and somehow bundled the ball in from close range off his heel.

England — featuring eight of the team which was the preferred starting line-up at the World Cup — looked unusually comfortable on the ball for lengthy periods.

And, with Richards sticking to Robben like glue, Holland were finding it difficult to create.

Liverpool striker Dirk Kuyt got few opportunities and the one time he threatened a shot, Joe Cole made a superb tackle to block the danger.

Michael Carrick’s miskick from a Boulahrouz cross resulted in Clarence Seedorf volleying past the right post early in the second half.

The Manchester United midfielder nearly made up for his error with a screamer which just flew past a post.

McClaren resisted making any changes until after the 70th minute — the longest an England team has played together in a friendly for five years.

Shaun Wright-Phillips replaced Johnson and he was lucky to get away with a foul on his Chelsea team-mate Robben in the penalty area. Replays showed Robben had a case for a spot-kick but the winger falls to the ground so often he has lost the right to the benefit of the doubt.

Robben had a hand in the Dutch equaliser — quite literally — because it was his throw-in which caused pandemonium.

It was shades of the late equaliser by Sweden at the World Cup as the ball was flicked on by Celtic substitute Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.

England failed to clear, Robinson thought about a punch but was obscured by two players and retreated to his goal-line.

This left the grateful Van der Vaart to slam home at the far post.

Skipper John Terry debated the issue with Robinson, who clearly felt his defenders were in position to deal with the threat.

Despite this setback, England still had a great chance to win in the final minute when Gerrard swapped headers with Terry then chipped the ball forward only to hit his shot against the goalkeeper.

It would have been a cracker to finish but maybe victory would have made everybody over-optimistic again.

As England have learned, there has been quite enough of that


Somalia

 Somalia
(Somali: Soomaaliya; Arabic: الصومال, Aṣ-Ṣuumaal), formerly known as the Somali Democratic Republic, is a coastal nation at the Horn of Africa in East Africa. It is bordered by Ethiopia to the west, Djibouti to the north and mid-west, Kenya on its south-west, and the Gulf of Aden on its north, and the Indian Ocean at its east. The Somali state currently exists solely in a de jure capacity; Somalia has no recognized central government authority nor any other feature associated with an established independent state. De facto authority resides in the hands of the governments for the unrecognized entities of Somaliland, Puntland, the Supreme Islamic Courts Council and the weak, but United Nations-recognized, Interim transitional government in Baidoa about 250 kilometers north-west of the capital Mogadishu. Violence has plagued Somalia since warlords ousted former dictator Mohamed Siad Barre in 1991


History
Main article: History of Somalia

The independence of the British Somaliland Protectorate from the United Kingdom was proclaimed on June 26, 1960. On July 1, 1960, unification of the British and ex-Italian Somaliland took place. The government was formed by Abdullahi Issa. Aden Abdullah Osman Daar was appointed as President and Abdirashid Ali Shermarke as Prime Minister. Later, in 1967, Mohammed Ibrahim Egal became Prime Minister in the government appointed by Abdirishid Ali Shermarke. Egal was later chosen as President of the self-declared independent Somaliland. He died in a hospital in Pretoria on May 3, 2002.

In late 1969, a military government assumed power following the assassination of Shermarke, who had been chosen, and served as, President from 1967–1969. Mohamed Siad Barre, a General in the armed forces, became the President in 1969 following a coup d'état. The revolutionary army leaders, headed by Siad Barre, established large-scale public works programmes. They also successfully implemented an urban and rural literacy campaign, in which they helped to dramatically increase the literacy rate from a mere 5% to 55% by the mid-1980s.

In the meantime, Barre assassinated a major figure in his cabinet, Major General Gabiere, and two other officials. Intermittent civil war has been a fact of life in Somalia since 1977. In 1991, first insurgent forces led by Abdullahi Yusuf Ahmed, leader of the (SSDF), and President Ali Mahdi Mohamed officially was unrecognised head of the government. The same year, the northern portion of the country declared its independence as Somaliland; although de facto independent and relatively stable compared to the tumultuous south, it has not been recognized by any foreign government.

Following the failure of Operation Restore Hope and beginning in 1993, a two-year UN effort (primarily in the south) was able to alleviate famine conditions. The UN contingent included some US troops, 18 of whom were killed in fighting after a helicopter was shot down in Mogadishu (as shown in the film "Black Hawk Down").

The UN withdrew in Operation United Shield by March 3, 1995, having suffered significant casualties, and the rule of government has not yet been restored.

Yet another secession from Somalia took place in the northeastern region. The self-proclaimed state took the name Puntland after declaring "temporary" independence in 1998, with the intention that it would participate in any Somali reconciliation to form a new central government.

A third secession occurred in July 2006 with the declaration of the state of Jubaland. The territory of Jubaland is now declared its Regional Autonomy by its people. Col. Barre Aden Shire Hiiraale, chairman of the Administration of Jubba Valley Alliance Dooxada Jubbais the most powerful leader there.

A fourth self-proclaimed entity led by the Rahanweyn Resistance Army (RRA) was set up in 1999. This "temporary" secession was reasserted in 2002, leading to de facto autonomy of Southwestern Somalia. The RRA had originally set up an autonomous administration over the Bay and Bakool regions of south and central Somalia in 1999.

Somalia was one of the many countries affected by the tsunami which struck the Indian Ocean coast following the 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake, destroying entire villages and killing an estimated 300 people.

The 2nd Battle of Mogadishu started in May 2006. The battle was fought between an alliance of Mogadishu secular warlords known as the Alliance for the Restoration of Peace and Counter-Terrorism or "ARPCT" and a militia loyal to Union of Islamic Courts or "UIC". The conflict began in mid-February. Several hundred people, mostly civilians, died in the crossfire. Mogadishu residents described it as the worst fighting in more than a decade of lawlessness. The Islamists accused the U.S. of funding the warlords through the Central Intelligence Agency in an effort to prevent the Islamists gaining power. The U.S. State Department, while neither admitting nor denying this, said the U.S. had taken no action that violated the international arms embargo of Somalia. A few emails describing covert illegal operations by private military companies in breach of UN regulations have been reported [2] by the UK sunday newspaper The Observer.

The president of the Somali transitional government, Abdullahi Yusuf, told the BBC the alliance of warlords was not fighting on behalf of the transitional government, even though several of the warlords held cabinet posts. Four powerful warlords who had been serving as ministers were sacked.[3]

On June 5, 2006 the Islamic Militia said it had taken control of the whole of Mogadishu. On 14 June 2006 the last ARPCT stronghold in southern Somalia, the town of Jowhar, fell with little resistance to the ICU. The remaining ARPCT forces fled to the east or across the border into Ethiopia. The warlords' alliance effectively collapsed.

The transitional government called for intervention by a regional East African peacekeeping force. UIC leaders opposed this, and lobbied African Union (AU) member states at an AU ceremony in Libya on September 9, 2006 to abandon plans to send peacekeepers to Somalia. The Islamists are fiercely opposed to foreign troops – particularly Ethiopians – in Somalia.[4]

Steadily the Islamist militia backing the UIC took control of much of the southern half of Somalia, normally by negotiation with local clan chiefs rather than the use of force. The Islamists stayed clear of the government headquarters town of Baidoa, which Ethiopia said it would protect if threatened. But on September 25, 2006, the UIC moved into the southern port of Kismayo, the last remaining port held by the government.[5]

On Wednesday, November 1st, 2006, peace talks between the UN-recognized interim government in the North and the Islamists of the south broke down. Many authorities fear civil war, and the US has issued travel advisories for US citizens in Somalia following threats of suicide bombers. [1]

The Islamists later rebuffed the US warnings. Sheikh Yusuf Mohamed Siad told Reuters, "We have no plans to attack Kenya and Ethiopia, neither are we known to blow ourselves up. Suicide bombing is not a Somali culture


Politics
Somali-inhabited lands, November 1, 2006.
Main articles on politics and government of Somalia can be found at the Politics and government of Somalia series.

Somalia has had no effective national government since 1991, though there is an internationally recognized government in Baidoa. This government, called the Transitional National Government, controls only Baidoa and is not recognized by most Somalis to be legitimate. In the northwest, there is the breakaway republic of Somaliland, which declared its independence in 1991. Puntland in the northeast declared itself autonamous in 1998 and has not joined the Transitional Government, though the former president of Puntland is now the president of the Baidoa government and Puntland has stated its desire to join a future theoretical federated state. In the southeastern interior, Jubaland and Southwestern Somalia have both joined the Baidoa government, and its leaders are part of the Baidoa parliament. The other half of the country, with the bulk of the population, is controlled by the Supreme Islamic Courts Council, which controls the critically important cities of Mogadishu and, since September 24th, 2006, Kismayo.
Mr. Hassan Aweys, leader of Islamic Courts Union.

The Council is led by Sheikh Sharif Sheikh Ahmed. When asked if the UIC plans to extend its control to the rest of Somalia, Sheikh Ahmed responded in an interview:
"Land is not our priority. Our priority is the people's peace, dignity and that they could live in liberty, that they could decide their own fate. That is our priority. Our priority is not land; the people are important to us."


On October 14, 2004, Somali members of parliament elected warlord Abdullahi Yusuf, previously president of Puntland, to be the next president. Because of the situation in Mogadishu, the election was held in a sports centre in Nairobi, Kenya. Yusuf was elected transitional President by Somalia's transitional parliament. He won 189 of the 275 votes from members of parliament. The session of Parliament was also held in neighbouring Kenya. His government is recognized by most western nations as legitimate, although his actual authority is questionable.

Many other small political organizations exist, some clan-based, others seeking a Somalia free from clan-based politics (such as the United Somali Front). Many of them have come into existence since the new president was chosen.
The President of Somalia, Abdullahi Yusuf.

As of late 2006, however, the Transitional National Government remains in control of only a relatively small portion of the country; by some accounts its control barely extends beyond the limits of its capital city of Baidoa. In addition, the political situation remains unstable; for example, on September 18, 2006, Abdullah Yusuf barely survived a suicide attack on his convoy in Baidoa, although twelve other people were killed.[6]
See also: List of notable Somali leaders

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Geography
Map of Somalia, including the self-proclaimed boundary of Somaliland.
Main article: Geography of Somalia
Satellite image of Somalia, generated from raster graphics data supplied by The Map Library

Somalia is located on the east coast of Africa on and north of the Equator between the Gulf of Aden on the north and Indian Ocean on the east. Together with Ethiopia and Djibouti it is often referred to as the Horn of Africa. It borders Djibouti on the northwest, Ethiopia on the west, and Kenya on southwest. Somalia comprises Italy's former Trust Territory of Somalia and the former British Protectorate of Somaliland (now seeking recognition as an independent state). The coastline extends 3,025 kilometres (1,880 mi); the longest coastline in Africa.

At 246,184 mi² (637,657 km²), Somalia is the world's forty-second largest country (after Afghanistan). It is comparable in size to the Central African Republic, and is somewhat smaller than the US state of Texas.

The northern part of the country is hilly, and in many places the altitude ranges between 900 and 2,100 metres (3,000-7,000 ft) above sea level. The central and southern areas are flat, with an average altitude of less than 180 metres (600 ft). The Juba and the Shebelle Rivers rise in Ethiopia and flow south across the country towards the Indian Ocean. The Shebelle, however, does not reach the sea except during seasons of high rain.

Major climatic factors are a year-round hot climate, seasonal monsoon winds, and irregular rainfall with recurring droughts. Mean daily maximum temperatures range from 30°C to 40°C (85-105°F), except at higher elevations and along the east coast. Mean daily minimums usually vary from about 15°C to 30°C (60-85°F). The southwest monsoon, a sea breeze, makes the period from about May to October the mildest season at Mogadishu. The December-February period of the northeast monsoon is also relatively mild, although prevailing climatic conditions in Mogadishu are rarely pleasant. The "tangambili" periods that intervene between the two monsoons (October-November and March-May) are hot and humid.

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Administrative divisions
Main articles: Regions of Somalia and Districts of Somalia

Somalia is divided into eighteen regions (gobollada, sing. gobol), which in turn are subdivided into districts. The regions are:
1 Awdal
2 Bakool
3 Banaadir
4 Bari
5 Bay
6 Galguduud
7 Gedo
8 Hiiraan
9 Jubbada Dhexe
10 Jubbada Hoose
11 Mudug
12 Nugaal
13 Sanaag
14 Shabeellaha Dhexe
15 Shabeellaha Hoose
16 Sool
17 Togdheer
18 Woqooyi Galbeed






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Economy
A Somali rancher herds cattle in Kismayo. Livestock accounts for about 40% of Somalia's GDP.
Main article: Economy of Somalia

Since the collapse of the state, Somalia has transformed from what Mohamed Siad Barre referred to as "scientific socialism" to a free market economy. It has long been one of the world's poorest and least developed countries and has relatively few natural resources. Somalia's poverty was even further aggravated by the hostilities of the civil war started in 1991. Agriculture is the most important sector, with livestock accounting for about 40% of GDP and about 65% of export earnings. Nomads and semi-nomads, who are dependent upon livestock for their livelihood, make up a large portion of the population. After livestock, bananas are the principal export; sugar, sorghum, maize, and fish are products for the domestic market. The small industrial sector, based on the processing of agricultural products, accounts for 10% of GDP. Somalia continues to have one of the highest child mortality rates in the world, with 10% of children dying at birth and 25% of those surviving birth dying before age five. The international aid group, Medecins Sans Frontieres ("Doctors Without Borders") has further stated that the level of daily violence due to the lack of government is "catastrophic." According to a report in the APC-EC Courier, published in 1997 by the Commission of the European Communities in Brussels, "The outside world's picture of Somalia has been distorted by the natural tendency of the foreign media to focus on bad news” and that "[p]eace reigns in most of the country " and "as a result regional and local governments have been able to resume working in many areas." The article quotes former Somalia ambassador to Washington, Omar Mohalim Mohamoud as "Somalis consider themselves born free. To them, the State equals registration, regulation and restriction" and attributes this prejudice against a new central government to the nomadic culture and the bad experiences of the Barre regime. The article concludes by stating that "Somalia can only deal with its massive material and social problems once the pieces of the jigsaw have been fitted back together."[7]
The building of new homes is a sign of hope in Mogadishu.

There are signs of growth in Somalia:
"Despite the seeming anarchy, Somalia's service sector has managed to survive and grow. Mogadishu's main market offers a variety of goods from food to the newest electronic gadgets. Hotels continue to operate, and militias provide security."

— CIA Factbook


Infrastructure, such as roads are as numerous as those in neighboring countries but of much lower quality. A World Bank report states that the private sector has found it too hard to build roads due to high transaction costs and the fact that those who pay road fees are not the only ones using the road (see free rider problem), presenting a problem with recuperation of investment. The thriving telecommunications industry is private, offering wireless service and internet cafés. Competing phone companies have agreed on interconnection standards, which were brokered by the United Nations funded Somali Telecom Association. Electricity is furnished by entrepreneurs, who have purchased generators and divided cities into manageable sectors. In 1989, before the collapse of the government, the national airline had only one airplane. Now there are approximately fifteen airlines, over sixty aircraft, six international destinations, and more domestic routes. According to a World Bank report, the "private airline business in Somalia is now thriving with more than five carriers and price wars between the companies." The owner of Daallo Airlines says, "Sometimes it's difficult without a government and sometimes it's a plus," but "Corruption is not a problem, because there is no government."[8]

The private sector also supplies water. However, a statistic from 2000 indicated that only 21% of the population had access to safe drinking water at that time. With the collapse of the central government, the education system is now private. A World Bank study reports "modest gains in education." As last measured in 2001, primary school enrollment, which stood at 17%, was nearly at pre-war levels, and secondary school enrollment had been increasing since 1998. However, "adult literacy is estimated to have declined from the already low level of 24% in 1989 to 17.1% in 2001." [3] A more recent 2003 study reported that the literacy rate had risen to 19%. [4] In comparison, literacy is at 49% in wealthier West Africa and 35% among its neighbours. Higher education ended completely in the civil war of 1991, but Mogadishu University reopened in 1998 and its first class graduated in 2001. Other universities have opened in other cities. In addition to customer fees, much of the funding for the education system comes from international Islamic charities such as Al-Islah.[5]
Some signs of investment: in 2004, a Coca-Cola bottling plant opened in Mogadishu.

The main problem affecting economic growth is the lack of stability, or the perception of it. For businesses to operate, it is necessary to provide some level of security and internationally recognized governments are widely perceived as being more reliable in this than the traditional tribal leadership that currently holds sway in Somalia. However, investors are feeling more comfortable lately; for example, a Coca-Cola bottling plant opened in Mogadishu in 2004.[9]
A Somali shop, 2005.

Remittance services has become a large industry in Somalia. Successful people from the world-wide diaspora who fled because of the war contribute to the economy around $2 billion annually. In the absence of a formal banking sector, money exchange services have sprouted throughout the country, handling between $500 million and $1 billion in remittances annually. Wireless communications has also become a giant economic force in Somalia. Because of the war, nobody really knows the size of the economy or how much it is growing.

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Demographics
This 2002 CIA map shows population density throughout Somalia.
Main article: Demographics of Somalia

Somalia has a population of around 8,591,000. However, estimates are very difficult because of the political situation and the mostly nomadic nature of the Somalis. The last census was in 1975. Most outside analysts use this estimate but Somalia is one of the fastest growing countries in Africa and the world. Some estimates range between 15 and 25 million[citation needed].

Today, about 60% of all Somalis are nomadic or semi-nomadic pastoralists who raise cattle, camels, sheep, and goats. About 25% of the population are settled farmers who live mainly in the fertile agricultural region between the Juba and Shebelle rivers in southern Somalia. The remainder of the population (15%-20%) is urban.

Because of the war, Somalia has a large diaspora community, one of the largest of the whole continent. There are over a million Somalis (including the minorities) outside Africa.

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Languages
Main article: Languages of Somalia

Nearly all inhabitants speak Somali, the official language. This standard was based on dialects from the Mudug province.

The Somali language was not used extensively for writing until 1973, when a standard orthography using the Latin alphabet was decreed by the Supreme Revolutionary Council (SRC). Somali is now the language of instruction in schools.

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Culture
Main article: Culture of Somalia
Islam in Somalia
List of writers from Somalia
Music of Somalia

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Telecommunications
An internet service provider in Mogadishu.

Somalia's public telecommunications system was almost completely destroyed or dismantled; however, private wireless companies exist in most major cities and actually provide better services than in neighbouring countries, despite (or perhaps due to) Somalia's lack of government. Somalia has the cheapest cellular calling rates in Africa, with some companies charging less than a cent a minute. (Telecoms thriving in lawless Somalia) Companies providing telecommunication services are:Golis Telecom
SOMTEL
Galkom
Global Internet Company
Hormuud Telcom
Nationlink
Netco
STG
Dahabshiil















All about me

My name :Abdul Rahman
My father's name: Noah
My mother's name: Sahra
My seven sisters names: Munna,Fariad,Nimao,Suaad,Faisa,Warda and Nada.
My Bros Names: Ahmed,Mohamed,Sakeria.
 
         I was born in 1987, 27 December  in Somalia,Burao, my father has totall siblings/Children nearly 15.
am sensitive guy,friendly  and very calm person.

In early 1990s while we were in Burao we fled to Town or Village called Qoryaale(somali name) then to Yiroowe becouse of civilwars.
I came from North somalia as now known as '' The Republic of Somaliland''(unrecognized state), we had been indepedent from somalia for the last fifteen years and we are desperately looking for recognizing.

Our beloved President Mohamed X.Cigal has died in 2002 since then no such leader had lead us.
the present government is weak as ever, they need so many things to reshuffle.